'Soul Mate's First Words'-Spamano AU

my-five-meters:

For as long as Lovino could remember, his wrist had been blank. Most everybody else had the tattoo since birth-the first words that they would hear from the mouth’s of their soul mate. He didn’t get made fun of for it. On the contrary, looks of pity were all he received when they saw his pale arm,…

inverted-typo:

So this happened at a job interview I had about a month ago.
This proves that shipping ruins peoples lives. Yet you don’t see me complaining. Ever.

Writing the Youngest Sibling

fictionwritingtips:

As a younger sibling myself surrounded by other younger siblings (my Dad was the youngest by 12 years and my Mom is the youngest of 3), I know a little bit about it. I know that it’s possible to be raised a little differently than your older sibling(s) and these…

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation)

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

bakaknilia:

Poor Koujaku, he’s in the forever alone team
leviskinnyjeans:

W-Will you walk to the bathroom with me?—Spoof on Titan 33
lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it