YO PEOPLE! if you like Anime, Yaoi, and shit that makes you laugh out loud then you've come to the right page. Anyway I usually post stuff that's Hetalia related and some Shizaya stuff, so if you don't like it then... GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE.
-LATER! (^_^)/
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
porn.
I was just talking about my craving for french fries, was I not?
(Source: alwaysthewriter)
Thor & Loki!
CUTENESS OVERLOAD AHDFDSDHFJH
/SCREAMING THIS IS TOO MUCH AODRBALE OMGO RHGIEWRHEIJFDO
this entire thing is gold
- BLARRGH WATER HORSE
- Aww plant —> Woah plant —> TEETH SHOULD NOT BE THERE
- Horse —> Horse doesn’t that hurt
- Slowpoke —> Painfulpoke
- What the heck —> WHAT THE HECK
omfg i am DYING.
Oh my god, I don’t know who this “Mary” is, but I think I love her.
(Source: the-dragon-priestess)
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
(Source: sapphireviking)
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
this manatee is dad egbert/crocker
the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
(Source: everythingisedible)
: Zombie apocalypse coming soon
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
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my birthmark is a large hole right over my heart
some1 thought i was a vampire obvsly
i have one that goes across my jugular
i guess someone slit my throat in a past life or some shit like that
someone stabbed my chin , ankle, and butt… da hell?
(( sweet jesus i was stabbed in the middle of my collarbone with a screwdriver or something ))
I died on my arm..How do you-?
((My… pinkie?))
I don’t have one. I must have been poisoned.
My shoulder, my foot and… wow I am sorry past me.
i got stabbed everywhere
…..Everywhere.
I don’t have one? Died of natural death then =’ ‘=?
Someone stabbed me between the ribs and must have deflated my lung.
well shit.
